Wench (As defined on http://www.dictionary.com)
n.
1. A young woman or girl, especially a peasant girl.
2. A woman servant.
3. A wanton woman.
Phooey. I still prefer the word "slut". Somehow, screaming "You bloody, filthy wench!" at some crappy, old cow doesn't have the same ring to it. Hahaha...
Anyway... Here's a quick introduction to the wench test...
Lords and Ladies of the Court! For the past two weeks, the SparkNotes computer engineers have been working dilligently to develop the biggest Internet breakthrough on earth. We have finally completed our research! Using a complicated system of ropes and ponies, we have succeeded in creating the holy grail of natural science: a simple test to determine, with 100% accuracy, if someone is a dirty wench. See, in Shakespeare's time, people beat around the bush with fancy words. But we'll be more direct. Chances are you're at least 10% wanton hussy. With SparkNotes' patented Wenchalyzer™ technology, we can tell you what everyone else has been saying about you for years.
The results are in... I am...
46% wench!
The Wench Test
Of the 10,904,824 test takers so far...
- 54% can use a gun.
- 48% have been in a catfight.
- 44% have cheated in a relationship.
- 52% forget birthdays.
- 49% blamed a friend for farting.
- 26% gnawed while making nice.
- 18% wear lots of hairspray.
- 23% stomped on someone with high heels.
Fact! Women who like the taste of beer are MORE likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
Fact! Canadian women are MORE likely to consider themselves successful.
Fact! Girls with tattoos DON'T LIKE authority.
Fact! Girls who sleep with married men are MORE likely to forget their friends' birthdays.
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