Thursday, September 29, 2005

About The Disorders

Got this from Zon's blog... Thought it was kinda interesting albeit a little off the mark. Heh...


Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal - Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - Individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - Individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - Individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

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Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic - Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - Individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

Borderline Personality Disorder - Individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - Individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.

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Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive - Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - Individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism.

Dependent Personality Disorder - Individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - Individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

About The Na Bei

Update on the Bangkok trip. At 7pm, our MD informs Missduhr, M and I that the 3 of us are no longer going... For reasons I cannot divulge at this point...

*trails off*

*takes a deep breath*

I'm sorry... I need a moment.

*storms over to the bed, buries head under pillow and screams till she turns a putrid shade purple*

Talk about a fucking letdown! The trip was the 1 thing I had to look forward to in the past 2 or 3 weeks. The painstaking hours spent toiling away at the office were all going to be worth it when us girls were shopping like a bunch of loons at MBK. And now... Now I...

Goddammit. I need another moment.

*drags hard on cigarette and stares morosely out the window*

Oh. And I got another job brief from my "faaaaaaaaaavorite" client today. Right on the tail of the monster job we just completed for her, which had me dealing with her 24-fucking-7 for the last 3 weeks. Uh huh. No rest for the wicked. So much for getting her out of my damn face for a while...

And the best part? It's not even mid-fucking-week. Brilliant.

I have 2 words for all of this shit.


NA BEI!

Monday, September 26, 2005

About The Training

The agency has decided to send a bunch of us to Bangkok for training. So we fly this Thursday at 6, attend the training the whole of Friday, and have Saturday and Sunday to shop, eat, club and spa. Wooot!

*watches the hours tick by* Hurry up dammit!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

About The God Complex

Geez, my blog's been depressing recently, hasn't it? Ah well, I need to vent somewhere I guess... And I refuse to be 1 of those dreary depressives who do nothing but whine and moan to their friends every damn day. So... I whine here.

Today though, I figured a brief respite from the troubles of my life was in the cards. And what better way to forget about the utter lack of control I have over my own life, than to meddle around and dictate someone else's life, eh?

Welcome to me and my Sims.

I love playing God.

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Meet Vixen Love. Slut of the town.


Heh. I got bored with all the happy families around and figured I'd create a Sim that would wreck as many homes as possible... At my last count, Vixen's "woohoo-ed" with at least 8 of the guys in the neighbourhood.

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Not without getting into some trouble, of course. *snort* Move over Demi and Zoe!

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45 minutes of game play later... Meet Raven, the latest addition to the Love family... Hah! Man, this kicks ass. I'm gonna create myself a whole damn CLAN of sluts.

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Ok. Raven's not exactly pretty as a toddler, is she? Grrr... I'm hoping she gets better looking as she gets older. Maybe this whole "clan-of-sluts" plan isn't working out as well as I thought.

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Ah well... At least the sluts live in a kick ass house. Gorgeous, isn't it? Ahhh... Can't help but love those "get-unlimited-money" cheat codes... :P

Ok, enough babbling and back to more life-twisting. Later!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

About The Wondering

I wonder how much longer I can go on lying to myself.
I wonder if this mask is as transparent to others as it is to me.

I wonder when I'll wake up without this ache inside.
I wonder when I'll sleep without tears staining my pillow.

I wonder why I'm not moving on, the way I said I would.
I wonder if it's possible for 1 to move backwards without falling.

I wonder if you think of me at all.
I wonder why that should matter to me.

I wonder whether I'll forget you in time.
I wonder if it'll matter to you if I do.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

About The Wish


Where I wanna be right now... A quiet mediterranean chalet... With its own private pool... A couple of weeping willows... And my own jazzy red sports car in the drive...


Hell. I'm not picky. I'll settle for anywhere but here.

I need a new job.

Hell. Come to think of it, I need a new life. Anyone wanna swop? :P

Friday, September 09, 2005

About Them Things

Somebody emailed me this yonks ago. I found it again recently and it still had me cracking up... Heh... Happy Friday everyone! :)

Some Important Things You Should Know

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense!)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Wonder which head? Hee hee!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute... Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? Even if there is, damn, I'm a woman!)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is the U.S a great country or what?)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it...)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(Omg. In my next life, I want to be a pig! A babe!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing...)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And what about those pigs?!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of what exactly?!?!? Did the government pay for this research?!?!? Is that where my taxes have been going?!?!?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day...

(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig... Quality over quantity. Yeah!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that... Clients mostly. Hah!)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too... Amazing ain't it? :P)

After reading all these, all I can say is... DAMN THOSE PIGS!!!

Monday, September 05, 2005

About My Time

Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you...
Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new...
Flashbacks... Warm nights... Almost left behind...
Suitcase of memories, time after...

Sometimes, you picture me, I'm walking too far ahead...
You're calling to me, I can't hear what you said...
And you say, go slow, I fall behind...
The 2nd hand unwinds...

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me...
Time after time...
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting...
Time after time...

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me...
Time after time...
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting...
Time after time...

After my picture fades, and darkness has turned to grey...
Watching through windows, you're wondering if I'm ok...
Secrets stolen, from deep inside...
The drum beats out of time...

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me...
Time after time...
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting...
Time after time...

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me...
Time after time...
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting...
Time after time...


-- Cyndi Lauper
-- Time After Time

By the way, if you haven't yet listened to the Tuck and Patti version of this song, you're missing out.

Oh... And if you've only ever heard the INOJ rendition, you oughta be dragged out and shot. ;)

Sunday, September 04, 2005

About The Emptiness

I toss and turn at night, I cry when I sleep.
I cannot find the strength to pick myself up.
I cling on to futile, fragmented dreams.
I am surrounded by others, yet I am by myself.
I see this growing emptiness inside me.

I have never before felt so utterly alone.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

About The Anti-Climax

Just a random thought... Has anyone ever thought about how bloody unsexy the word "orgasm" is in Chinese?

高潮 (Pronounced "gao chao" for those of you who can't read it...)

Then again, I don't think anything could sound sexy in Chinese. How the hell does 1 talk dirty anyway? *snorts and rolls eyes*