About Monday Blues

You know what's worse than coming back to work on Monday?

It's coming back to work when...
1) You've been sick for the past 48 hours, i.e. You've wasted your whole weekend being ill in bed.
2) You're still not 100% well. Your head's heavy. Your nose is stuffy. Your eyes are watering. Ick.
3) Your boss returns after 2 weeks leave. You get use to taking things easy for 14 days and all of a sudden, it's back to the grind.
4) You have an idiotic colleague who just loooooooves to talk about how she spent her weekend purging in the toilet.
5) Said colleague just doesn't know when the fuck to shut up because she thinks everyone's just dying to listen to her yap about her insipid, boring, pathetic life.

I could probably think of a lot more if I put my mind to it. But my head's heavy, my nose's stuffy and my eyes are watering. I just wanna head downstairs for a nice visit with friendly Dr. George, get a damn MC and head home. *miserable sniffle*