About The Voice

Dear April,

I hereby declare you the biggest idiot known to man. (Seeing that you work in advertising, that's saying a helluva lot!) Not only do you refuse to learn from past mistakes, you seem to revel in making the same ones over and over.

I regret to inform you that you have left me no choice but to bar you from seeking any form of sympathy for your actions. As of this moment, you may not seek the numbing effects induced by alcohol, nor may you look towards the comforting shoulders of friends. Any attempt to do so will result in severe repercussions.

To further emphasize my point, I would like to bring your attention to the word I have highlighted in blue. Kindly make an effort to commit it, its definitions and all its permutations to memory. I can only hope that it acts as a deterrant and gives you the presence of mind to do what needs to be done, should a similar situation ever arise in future.

stupid
adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

Source: Acronym Finder, © 1988-2004 Mountain Data Systems

Main Entry: stupid
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: irresponsible
Synonyms: brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless

Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1), © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC.

I trust that my point is clear, and I strongly urge you to consider the consequences should you have an urge to defy my instructions once again.

In the meantime, I remain faithfully yours,
The Little Dude That Sits On Your Right Shoulder, aka The Smart Part Of You.