Somebody emailed me this yonks ago. I found it again recently and it still had me cracking up... Heh... Happy Friday everyone! :)
Some Important Things You Should Know
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense!)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Wonder which head? Hee hee!)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute... Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? Even if there is, damn, I'm a woman!)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is the U.S a great country or what?)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it...)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(Omg. In my next life, I want to be a pig! A babe!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing...)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And what about those pigs?!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of what exactly?!?!? Did the government pay for this research?!?!? Is that where my taxes have been going?!?!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day...
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig... Quality over quantity. Yeah!)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that... Clients mostly. Hah!)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too... Amazing ain't it? :P)
After reading all these, all I can say is... DAMN THOSE PIGS!!!
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2 comments:
hmmm....30 minutes is a long time. It's going to be hard to tell if you're having a seizure or an orgasm ;p How much is the plane tix to Guam?
I'd probably end up having a seizure due to the orgasm. :P Hah! Talk about a good way to go...
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