I had 1 of those 3am cravings. For milo, of all things. Bumbling down to the kitchen, I make myself a nice cold glass of chocolatey goodness before heading back to my air-conditioned room to satisfy my desire for a late night "snack" and ward off this oppressive heat.
I was somewhat dismayed to see that there was nothing of interest on TV. "The Matrix Revolutions" was on HBO but I've never been a fan. So... Out of utter boredom, I decided to do a Google search for other "Absolutely April" webbies. A decision, I must say, I would soon regret.
INTRODUCING... THE 1ST OTHER
Even after my poor eyes adjusted enough to the see past the blinding, green mosaic background, I wasn't impressed. This girl's obviously in need of some HTML training. Oh... And a little lecture in taste and design would probably come in handy too.
Since staring at this for more than 10 seconds was a sure prelude to a migraine, I couldn't click my way out fast enough.
The next hit I got sure as hell wiped the sneer of my face though...
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BRINGING YOU... THE 2ND OTHER
I should have seen this coming... Almost every other URL containing a female name is a porn site. Why should "Absolutely April" be any different? And in case you're wondering, no, I couldn't be bothered clicking through to find out what the site's exact contents are.
The last webbie though, didn't give me much of a choice on what I wanted to see...
(By the way, if you're easily offended, I seriously suggest you stop scrolling right about now. Eh wait a minute... *rolls eyes* If you're easily offended, I seriously doubt you should be reading my blog at all. Bleah...)
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THANK GOD IT'S... THE LAST OTHER
And just in case you're dense, or blind, or dumb, and can't make out why I'm traumatized, take a closer look...
That is just sooooooooooo wrong. Ick... I couldn't bring myself to surf on after this. Hahaha... Didn't think I could deal with it if I stumbled upon an "Absolutely April" site dedicated to necrophilia or some other perversion. *shudders* Gross...
Unfortunately, by this time, the damage was already done. I didn't want my milo anymore. Hmmm... Maybe I should print that last picture and paste it in the kitchen. It'll be a mighty good deterrent to any unhealthy snacking I might be tempted to do in the future. Then again, maybe not... I doubt mom will understand my reasons behind it. But I definitely wanna lose weight before my Bali trip! (Only 2 more weeks before I need to don my bikini. Ack!)
In the meantime... Any smart suggestions for a blog name or title I could use, 1 that couldn't possibly be in anyway pornographic?
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How about ASSolutely April? :)
At least you found interesting things. Searching 'Lancerlord' didn't churn out anything interesting.
I saw the pic of the first page (without reading what you wrote) and all I could think was; "MY GOD!! That isn't her new blog layout, is it????" Thank God it's not.
And where are the links to all these other pages? ;-)
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Princess - Note my request states SMART that isn't in ANY WAY pornographic. *bish* Heat depleting your brain cells or eyesight ah? :P
Lancerlord - Probably cos "Lance" and "Lord" are both male names. Heh... Anyway, I think I'd rather be boring than have my name associated to FAT PORN! Eeeks!
JaG - Hahaha... The day I have a blog that looks remotely like any of the above is the day I end up looking like that last April. *gags* And if you're really interested, I've hyperlinked the images to their respective sites. :P
FF - Heh... Bet if you tried a Google search on "Feline", you'd get some pretty interesting hits too. ;)
Soyabean - Uh huh. Tell me about it. *makes a face*
Ninja Turtle's Crony! That isn't porno at all.
Although if you really think about it, LancerLord sounds like it could be a pornstar's name.
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