Saturday, December 10, 2005

About Being There, Doing That

Taken from Slinky's blog... A sort of purity test, where you take away 1% for everything that you've done. Like Slinky, I won't tell you what exactly I've had to deduct points for, but leave me a note and tell me about how you guys did, ok? :P

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.


By the way, Slinky, this is freaky shit. 1 of your responses to your post's comments was - "You take off 1% for every thing you've done. So if you've done 63 of the things listed, your score is 37%."

Yeap. You guessed it. My score is... *drum rolls* 37%. What are the bloody odds of that?! Wah lau...

8 comments:

April said...

By the way... I was just wondering... How low does your score have to be before you're considered a lost cause? :P

BOng said...

Babe,

i'm so going to hell... 22%...

Anonymous said...

i am very good boy. i got 65%

Anonymous said...

oops. it should be i am a very good boy. april, don't slam me for my english.

April said...

Bong - Hahaha... Indeed you are babe, indeed you are. Then again, you'll probably meet a shitload of us there. Bleeeaaaaaah...

EK - Me? Slam you for bad English? Would I do that? *bats eyelids innocently* What do I look like? A grammar nazi? :P Haaaaaaaaaa...

PL - Dahling... I am SO waiting to see your score on this.

Anonymous said...

yes, april, you are every bit a grammer nazi, except you don't bother to have concentration camps. =P

Slinky said...

Eng kheng - Grammar nazis are good. Plus, the little nazi hats they wear are cute as all fuck. :)

April - that is seriously weird that the number that I plucked out of the air somehow tallied with your score.

Oh, and by the way - bad girl! :)

Anonymous said...

the slinky cat - i think we should remember that prince harry wore it to a party and got into lots of shit. haha. while they are cute, we are part of a conservative and sensitive (a.k.a. racist remarks = sedition) society. =P