About The Grumpy

I hate the feeling of perpetual exhaustion.
I hate being so bloated my jeans don't fit properly.
I hate the unexplainable chocolate cravings at 2am.
I hate getting weepy over the most trivial matters.
I hate it that men can't truly understand feeling this way.
I hate the fact that this happens almost every damn month.

Frigging PMS. Go away goddamit!!!

Update as of 2.15pm...

Oh. 1 more thing. The Stiletto leaves for a 3-day business trip to Vietnam next Monday. Bleah... I know duty calls, and I'm acting all ok with the idea of not having him to cuddle up to while I sleep. But I figure I'm entitled to whine a little too, since this is the 1st night he'll be spending away from me in 3 months. Sniff...

About The Spoiler

Having left his at home, The Stiletto borrows my extremely stylish (Hah! But of course!), extremely expensive sunglasses for the day.

My phone beeps about 45 minutes after he's left for work.

"Hi baby. I just wanted to tell you that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love you..."

My 1st thought?

"Oh fuck. He's broken my Guccis!"

I think I have an overly-suspicious mind. *sheepish grin*

Aside to The Stiletto - I love you back. Heh heh! :)

About The Member

Well... Ahmmm... Hmmm... Ooooooookay...

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About Skin Ink

I've been uber keen to get another tattoo for some time now. Pretty much wanted to since I got my last one in 2001. Now the question is - What the hell should I get?

I know skinart's suppose to be highly personal, but I wouldn't mind listening whatever suggestions you people might have?

About The Vertigo

Everything's finally confirmed. I'll be going to Melbourne. Yet again. :P The air tickets have been booked. I leave on the 23rd of March, just 10 days after Missduhr returns to the agency after her jaunt to Melbourne (Welcome back chickie! Here's to us pulling through crazy deadlines together once again!).

Back to my upcoming trip. Another 5 weeks and counting... After the craziness of the past few months, I must admit I'm really looking forward to some time away. (Side note to The Stiletto - Our 1st holiday together baby... Wooot!)

The trip promises to be totally kickass. For several reasons... Autumn in Melbourne is absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful weather... Sunny days, cool nights, fragrant breezes, golden foliage...

Not to mention that it's when all the Summer collections go on sale. Watch out Sportsgirl, Witchery, Portmans and Review, Absolutely April's going on a shopping warpath! Hah! ;)

I last visited the city 2 years ago... I've been there 4 times, not counting the year I spent there getting my degree. And despite numerous oaths on my part never to return after my last trip (Need to start seeing the rest of the world!), I have succumbed yet again. But with damn good reason, I swear it! (No! Not just the shopping!) *sheepish grin*

Drumroll please. :)

Come the 25th of March, The Stiletto and I will be at the Telstra Dome with some 55,000 other people, to catch the greatest band ever in concert. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting... U2!

I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono!

*mutters to self* Ok April. Be cool. Be sophisticated. Cool. Sophisticated. Ah screw it!

I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert! I'm going to the U2 Vertigo concert!

I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono! I'm gonna see Bono!

Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot!

Ok, I'm done. Gonna head off now to bask in a "How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb" sort of glow... Heh heh... :P

About The Unreasonables

How the fuck do you get clients to understand that 12 HOURS is NOT enough time to complete work on a radio live read script, neither is 2 DAYS enough to whip out a damn 30-second radio ad?!?!?

Fucking morons. Thanks for a bloody brilliant Valentine's Day.

About Ear Wiggles

The Stiletto can wiggle his ears! Both of them! Hahaha... I am thoroughly amused...

About The Fearless

Went to catch "Fearless" with The Stiletto last night. No, I'm not going to do a review of the movie. It was fantastic though... Everything the final Jet Li martial arts flick should be. Speaking of which, I find it a bloody sad waste that he can no longer do martial arts. The dude's so fucking brilliant he makes Jackie Chan look like a prancing monkey! I'll just leave it at that. :P

What I am going to rave about is the movie's theme song... *grins unapologetically at The Stiletto* Here's a sneak peek...



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Yes, I know the file quality could be better. To watch it all nice and clear on the big screen, make sure you turn up early for the movie. They showed it before all the ads and trailers when I was at GV Grand last night.

霍元甲 Fearless

作词：方文山
作曲：周杰伦

嚇 命有几回 合擂台等着
生死状赢了 什么冷笑着
天下谁的 第一又如何
止干戈 我辈尚武德
我的 拳脚了得
却奈何 徒增虚名一个
江湖难测 谁是强者
谁争一 统武林的资格

小城里岁
月流过去
清澈的勇气
洗涤过的回忆
我记得你
骄傲的活下去

霍霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍
霍家拳的套路招式灵活

我我我我 我我我我
活着生命就该完整渡过

我我我我 我我我我
过错软弱从来不属于我

霍霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍
我们精武出手无人能躲

Go Jay baaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

Oh... And in case you haven't already seen it, here's the movie's trailer.



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